- I do need my gumboots, a pair of thongs won't do. (That's flip flops for Americans.)
- I do need my walking stick.
Results of a five minute job in the garden?
- Scraped shin (but it's hard to see where the skin's missing because it looks quite a bit like my rash, so that's all good then.)
- A few extra bruises.
- Some serious pain in my back and my "good" hip. (I don't have a right hip and a left hip, I have a good hip and a bad hip.)
- Nothing appears to be broken, so I guess it's all good.