For a while now, my family's been working on assembling a gazebo in our yard.
Everyone's had a go at it at different times, whenever they've had a the time and energy.
Once we put our outdoor furniture in it, it's going to be a great place to go out and read, and enjoy the herb garden I keep trying to win back from the weeds. (Sadly, the weeds put a lot more energy into the battle than I do.)
It's also right next to an existing shade cover over my grand-daughter's play equipment and sand pit. So it will be a nice place to sit and keep an eye on her as well.
You may notice that as well as insect screens on all sides, it's got a curtain on one corner, that can be moved back or forward to manage sun and shade.
Actually, it came with curtains for all four corners.
When I finally got around to putting up the curtains, there was only one.
Where are the other three? I've looked in all the logical places, garden sheds, etc.
No-one else has any idea, none have moved them.
The working theory here is that, in a brain fogged state, I put them somewhere that seemed perfectly sensible in the fog, but which no reasonable person would ever consider.
Perhaps, on another "foggy day", I might stumble across them again. It seems that there's no hope of finding them while clear-headed.
I found them, in the packaging. I thought I'd already checked there, so maybe I wasn't as clear-headed as I thought when I was searching.